I forgot my password, at least I thought I did. Turns out I can't read and never typed in my full email address when signing it.
American Gangster!
Starring Denzel something or other, and that violent Australian guy(like that narrows it down).Have you seen blow? Ok if so, Change all of the characters to black people and change all of the drugs to heroin. Seriously, minor details don't even matter. It was even in the same time period.
There are so many movies I would rather watch than see American Gangster a second time. The Goonies was a better movie. Josh Brolin, the guy who was in rudy(can't remember his name, he was samwise in Lord of The Rings) and that guy who never admitted to being molested by Michael Jackson but we all know he was and he cried on the first season of the sureal life because MC Hammer yelled at him, were all in the goonies. They find a treasure map and then go and find it, all in a small quiet east cost town, in the span of 1 day. I am sure these kids would have passed on the treasure adventure if the main character's ( Sean Astin, I remembered, I always do) parents weren't in serious financial trouble. What blew my mind was how it only took them 1 day to find this treasure. Those pirates must have been the laziest pirates ever, Second only to the laziness of any pirates who went looking for that treasure and didn't find it because they gave up by lunch time. The Goonies was the example of the perfect group of friends. Normal Main character kid, his older brother, his older brother's attractive girl friend, her slutty sarcastic bad girl friend, The fat kid, the weird kid, and the visable minority who tries extra hard to bring something special to the group. Oh and what about that mean Italian family who kept their freak son locked in the basement. That shit was fucked.
Ps. How come the map didnt show the fact that if you broke though like a foot of rock, you could get to the treasure from the beach? That would have cut the adventure down to like 45 minutes, and they would have never been attacked by the evil italians.
The End.
Thursday, October 23, 2008
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