Long time no update.

I am going to give weekly updates a shot, I swearsies. This week will go beyond the scope of movies because I will dive head first into making fun of a music video too.

Loser. I can't stress enough how rediculously bad this movie was. It was like swallowing that little bit of vomit that you occasionally throw up into your mouth. So some douche bag moves to new york to go to college and has to deal with asshole room mates. Boo Hoo. Then we are suposed to give a shit about him being all crazy about some girl who doesn't know he even exists? Dude, she's banging her proffessor, That has to tell you this girl is nothing but trouble, crazy trouble.
The only part of this movie that made sense to me was that Greg Kinnear was an asshole. He looks like the type of person who is a HUGE asshole. Is Jason Biggs dead? I haven't seen him in a movie in ages, and I am pretty happy with that, Sean William Scott has seemed to revive his career over the last few years. I hated that guy in college, he basicly inspired assholes to be bigger assholes with his role as Steve Stiffler. There are 3 douchey things about that name too.
Its an illiteration, Steve is spelled with a "v", and his last name is Stiffler, come on. I remember sneaking into American Pie when I was 12 years old with some friends and loving it. I watched that movie a couple weeks ago and I hated my 12 year old self for liking it so much. I also saw Chris Klien in a movie recently, but I will leave that for a future post.
Back to Loser. Never ever ever subject yourself to this cinematic torture. It even had a terrible song to go with it, Wheanus- Teenage Dirtbag. This song was way to popular when I was in highschool. The video is suposed to go with the movie but it doesn't. Sure it has the whole Jason Biggs is inlove with Mena Suvari but she doesn't like him like that UNTIL THE END. But this video is set in highschool and the movie is set in college. I would assume this is because marketing bad music too highschool students is much easier than marketing the same bad music to someone paying good money for higher education, But it isn't THAT much harder.


Anyways, some non- bad movie related news. Tech TV in ontario is playing Freaks and Geeks every day at 5pm now. I already have the episodes on my ipod, but I think it will be like the American History X factor. When I was 15 or 16 I bought American History X on dvd and I watched it once. In the next few months when ever I wanted to watch a movie I would browse through my dvd's but never pick American History X. Everytime American History X was on tv
I would watch it because its a pretty good movie. I then noticed that it was the same story for every movie I owned. I would watch them when they were on tv but I would never watch them on the DVD I payed for. There are clearly exceptions to the rule, some movies are great no matter what, but for the most part all the movies I own never get watched. So I have set my PVR to record Freaks and Geeks AND Undeclared which is on after it on mondays I believe.

This entry was pretty fun to write. I got to curse and insult Greg Kinnear, I will probably run the risk of wearing out the novelty of a blog and update again tommorow.