Spidergenics.

Ever since I was a child I have feared one thing above all. What did I fear, you ask? Nuclear War? No. Aids? No, allthough the concept of that disease fucking floored me as a child. Spiders? Yes, dear god yes. Those godless creatures with 8 legs and a billion eyes, hellbent on killing everyone and everything they can. Yes a fear of spiders shaped my outlook on life and has left me a paranoid shut in lacking any social skills.

Well a few days ago it dawned on me. I have left Canada once, and that was to Ohio. My ecounters with spiders pail in comparison to that of people in other places. In South America there are spiders the size of dinner plates that eat birds. BIRDS. For some perspective look at it this way. bugs eat plants, spiders eat bugs, birds eat spiders, oh wait not anymore because spiders eat birds. These spiders should be exterminated before they become too powerful. Immagine if they evolve into winged animals? If these spiders could fly they would become the dominant species on earth. First the would invade, then start random killings, impose a curfew and before you know it form governments. We would be slaves to the master race.

I for one do not wan't to have to welcome our spider overlords.

This whole 3 day panic attack has got me thinking about other animals that could easily take over.

Sharks, We are lucky the are confined to the sea. I would like to personaly thank the japanese for fishing these killers into extinction. Sharks serve a role in our society too. Any animal that kills surfers can't be all bad.

What about bears? I was at a cottage recently and I heard some of the neighbors talking about bears wandering around. I was terrified, bears are not something I am equipt to deal with. I have read that bears cannot run downhill, well neither can I so I am still fucked if I am attacked.

By now I bet you are wondering, "Doesn't this asshole just do shitty movie revies?" Well here is one.

10 things I hate about you. Great movie. Apparently it was based on a play by some guy named shakespear. It had everything you could hope for in a movie.

A Nick Lowe cover, A Cheap Trick cover, highschool drama, heath deadger, a stereotypical neurotic jewish character. I seriously watch it when ever I get the chance.